the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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