yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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