i already hear my dad disowning me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize