Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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