I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
i think my cat just said my name.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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