just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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