but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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