Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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