S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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