I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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