Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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