does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
