aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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