when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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