Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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