So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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