we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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