Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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