i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Randomize
