i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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