So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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