Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just cropdusted the office
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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