So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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