found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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