Who wears a wallet chain?!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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