I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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