i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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