so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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