I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I need to stop coming to work sober
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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