im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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