I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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