Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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