Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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