He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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