GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Shame - the story of my life.
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