whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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