We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I will pee on everything he values.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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