id be glad to
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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