are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
