Please, let me fuck your mom
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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