Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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