I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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