i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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