Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It's never too late to be topless.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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