I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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