why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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