I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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