okay pat passed out under dana's car
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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