Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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