So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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