There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
