I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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