Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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