Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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