Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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